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Twas the week before the New Year…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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And everybody in the house was stirring,

Drinks being made of every sort and concoction,

The power mixers were loudly whirring,

Drinks being made without cessation,

Looking forward to New Years with great elation…

 

The mice in the walls,

Had been before Christmas to the malls,

And the cock roaches were milling about their stalls,

All waiting for the food to be out spread,

Neither group had to experience any dread,

All they wanted to do was eat; eat till they all were dead…

 

New Year’s eve does fast approach,

Not long will the roaches on the food encroach,

The mice will then as well do so without reproach,

And all of us humans will share with them all,

And for New Year’s we will all then have a big ball…

 

 


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 Reviews of "Twas the week before the New Year…"
Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on December 29, 2012
ugh, what a presentation.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 28, 2012
Roaches and mices and mixers.......Oh MY!!

~W~

Reviewed on December 28, 2012
LOL laughing at Jerry! Aye, most often though
I spend New Years slumbering away :) Let the
kids have their fun but what a lovely picture
you painted of the festivities :)

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed on December 28, 2012
If only more would share in the New Year, it be a great one, thanks for sharing this, and just in case I don't make it past all the Christmas cake and drink, a Very Happy Newyear, Jersey.

Reviewed on December 27, 2012
Happy New Year a little early!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on December 27, 2012
Ewe talkin bout them Weed type Smokin Roaches... Right?
An them lil mices or meeses leave lil tiny feces!

HAPPY EARLY NEW YEAR BUNKY !!!

Hope 2013 is more GOODER FER YOU !

PEACE MY BROTHER-CUZ ! SIR CUR TOMKAT... THE ONE-ETH...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 27, 2012
Ain't sharing nothing with a damned roach / Rat either / No way Jose . . .

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on December 27, 2012
i so hope we all do have a ball
budd


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