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Why is it...?
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Every time I lie down, Get totally comfortable, Warm under my blanket, Its then I get the feeling I have to pee...

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Reviews of "Why is it...?"

Reviewed by lois christensen

Reviewed on January 10, 2013

Hey it's your bladder, maybe you drink too much fluid, caffeine etc. before bedtime, just bear with it don't be grumpy be happy.....

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on January 7, 2013

He/He

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on January 7, 2013

Giggle .... me too....

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 7, 2013

Have you run out of those dependable Depends boxer shorts that Ma sent you???!!!

Reviewed by Linda Hill

Reviewed on January 6, 2013

Ed,
Going right before you get into bed may help.:)

Blessings,
Linda+

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on January 6, 2013

its that time of life for us and that time of night
budd

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on January 6, 2013

Feel blessed, Ed! Your kidneys are working, and your bladder relaxed:-) Oh, and thanx...this made me laugh...
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on January 6, 2013

It's the craziest thing!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley

Reviewed on January 6, 2013

Timing is never perfect now is it LOL

Love and Light
Lily

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