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Gravitational allergies...
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I fall down and go boom, Even happens in my bedroom, Maybe I should not eat those shrooms, They will most likely bring about my doom…J Falling IS all it’s cracked up to be, A crack in the head, a crack in a bone, A crack to remind you to stay home, Not far to get cracked must you roam…J Slipped in the shower, Landed with much power, To the soap I did glower, The reason of my fall, But at least it made me smell like a flower…J

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Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on January 20, 2013

Delightful entertainment
*Ed* with a fresh scent..

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Kate Clifford

Reviewed on January 19, 2013

At least you had a happy ending my flower :-) Careful a friend of mine lost her husband that way.

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan

Reviewed on January 19, 2013

Loved this...mainly because I can sooooo relate!

Rebecca

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on January 19, 2013

time to wear a helmet in the shower ... seriously buy one of those slip-proof carpet ...

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley

Reviewed on January 19, 2013

LOL silly wabbit tricks and slips are for kids :)

Funny

Love and light
Lily

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 19, 2013

At least it made me smell like a flower - WOW! Ma will be delighted when she reads this.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on January 18, 2013

Where you finding them shrooms?

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on January 18, 2013

You're a regular accident waiting to happen, Ed. Be careful, my friend.

Reviewed by lois christensen

Reviewed on January 18, 2013

The older you get the more prone to falls you get.

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