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UH-OH...
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Gonna get white,

Wish I could take a flight,

Far away south into the heat,

Guess I am going to have to stay home,

And keep covered & warm my meat…J

 

I used to love the snow,

But now I just think it does blow,

No way will it ever again on me grow,

Cause without a jeep, in it, I have to drive too slow…J

 

So when it does arrive,

I will let you know almost live,

Won’t be from this end no jive,

Though there are many out there,

That through snow do seem to thrive,

Nothing it does for me, as it makes it hard to go out and drive…J

 


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 Reviews of "UH-OH..."
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on January 24, 2013
Stay in warm and safe *Ed*

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on January 24, 2013
I've only had one commute this winter that made me keep my cheeks squeezed together. So far, we've pretty much had an open winter in this harsh paradise.

duke larance - the Metis MasterBlaster

Reviewed on January 23, 2013
Lake County has been closed today!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 23, 2013
avery cool piece my friend
budd

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 23, 2013
I'd love to drive in the snow again. Not sure I'd like to drive on ice.

Ron

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on January 23, 2013
Don't risk it, Ed. I got caught out yesterday nipping to the sports centre for an hour in the driving rain; just an hour later I could scarcely get out of the carpark because rain had turned to another fresh dumping of heavy snow... and me in just a t-shirt and joggers! :) Stay warm and write hot verse... xx

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 23, 2013
Ed, it is what it is. Just stay warm.

Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on January 23, 2013
Uh-oh! ok, let it snow,,,,,we'll be warm inside after all,...no fears, it will melt and leave us behind.

Reviewed on January 23, 2013
LOL I stay home, it's snowing now! I'm not
a thrill seeker too many nuts here that should
know how to drive in it!

Stay warm darlin'

Love and Light
Lily


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