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Kostro is at it again...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Trying herein to take the advice so wonderfully given to me to get out of this stinking depression...


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First nude sunbathing,

In his backyard,

Not covering up his thing,

Even the dogs look the other way,

Neighbors during the day away stay…J

 

Snow they got in Chicago land,

Out in it naked he does stand,

His snowblower attached to his back end gland,

His wife won’t have to worry about track marks,

Ain’t that just so freakin’ grand…J

 

Ma sends her love, says he has a cute butt,

I swear to god I just think he is a disgusting slut,

With a body like that this picture is just so much smut,

Don’t ya feel sorry for his poor wife, sleeping anywhere near that gut…J

 


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 Reviews of "Kostro is at it again..."
Reviewed on January 26, 2013
You're on crack, I can see it clearly.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on January 25, 2013
This has a life
all its own
glad you're back

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 25, 2013
Nothing like good humor to get you out of the depression. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on January 25, 2013
Ha ha ha ha ha, jaysus...
ehhhhh something ain't write with him Jethro!

:)

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 25, 2013
cool my friend no comments on the photo from me
budd

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 25, 2013
Ma sends her love, says he has a cute butt

Ho, Ho, Ho! And dear old Ma is always right!

And now, I dare you to post a picture of your hairy old butt. We'll let your readers decide which butt is better.




Reviewed on January 24, 2013
"Even dogs look the other way"........too funny, Ed!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 24, 2013
OMG indeed! Good one, Ed.

Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on January 24, 2013
Omg, should get you out of that depression, Ed...I do feel sorry for his poor wife, if he acts like this though.


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