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Cleaned me pipe...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...they need a category for drinking & drugs...


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Cleaned my pipe,

Oh my god & cripes,

The screen was clogged,

My smoking got bogged…J

 

Installed new screen,

Then took a big hit,

Choked on the smoke,

It was so totally clean…

 

I could barely suck it in,

The old screen dirty as sin,

Makin’ me so happy I do grin,

Talked to a friend on the phone,

He was drinkin’ slow gin,

He’s a pretty good friend, basically a next of kin…

 


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 Reviews of "Cleaned me pipe..."
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on February 15, 2013
Keep it up in order
to write more of your
clever stories...

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 13, 2013
Good one, Ed.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 11, 2013
The last time I saw a pipe cleaners was in my youth, and now I'm reading about them––geez––am I having a flashback?

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on February 11, 2013
those clean pipes can be killer man
budd

Reviewed on February 11, 2013
Wanna clean mine? LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 11, 2013
Giggle...glad you're keeping busy, Ed! Passes away those cold winter nights....

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 11, 2013
You should probably clean your commode next!


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