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Hey earthlings, have you found another habitable planet yet...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Or is NASA still running short trips in orbit,

Those trips may bring about for NASA an obit,

Your president is totally out of the loop,

You’d be better off having the star of Duck Soup…J

 

 

So what can you millions of minions yourselves do,

To thwart your impending doom besides in your pants make a poo,

There is nothing you can do, beyond bending over,

And kissing your ass good-bye, tis true …J

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Hey earthlings, have you found another habitable planet yet...?"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 19, 2013
'Tis true. we only have the illusion of control of our lives.



~W~

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 19, 2013
So true! There's so much in this world and out of it that we have absolutely NO control over....

Anna

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
You really have
a knack for humor
..still laughing

Lady Vivian

Reviewed on February 17, 2013
What a picture (laughing)

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
now theres a thought to remember
budd

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 16, 2013
It's always been that way, since humans first appeared on the scene. One theory has it that an asteroid struck the icecap over Hudson Bay during the last Ice Age and killed off the Clovis people, much more advanced than the people in Europe at the same time because of their unique arrowheads and ability to hunt the giant animals that once roamed the North American continent––also destroyed by the asteroid.

Even if we are able to colonize some of the solar system, there is no guarantee that a comet will not come from deep space for some of the other phenomena we know of and annihilate the earth.

No need to dwell on it––and no ass kissing either. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on February 16, 2013
If every one stood up for this beautiful planet, we'd need not bend over, but just the sight of what you got in mind, might just furiously move some people, bless ya, Jersey!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 16, 2013
Still pretty nice around here so let's keep it that way.

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on February 16, 2013
Nothing we can do now - We've done the damage, pillaged the planet and created chaos. If the planet goes up and any of us survive it won't be a bed of roses.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 16, 2013
I hope and pray that we don't soon ruin yet another planet like we did this one.

And try not to in your pants poo, before you bend over to kiss your ass good-bye. You just might pass out!!

Reviewed on February 15, 2013
Sure! Once we have totally ruined this planet we will need to find a new fresh one to pollute!

Love ya!

Jane


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