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Blow Job...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Getting one am I,

Keeping on me her eye,

Taking me whole,

Is her ultimate goal…

 

Others too are today getting it,

Hey I’m serious, no sh**,

Like a leaf blower is she,

She seems to love doing for now just me…

 

She is shaking the rig,

She doesn’t care how small or how big,

She’s getting me real close,

Mom Nature’s wind is blowin’ us all away today…J

 
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 Reviews of "Blow Job..."
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 19, 2013
The phrase "suck start a harley" comes to mind.
You gotta watch those leaf blowers...too funny

~W~
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on February 18, 2013
Too Cute *Ed*
laughing still

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
...relentless at that, she seems to be!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
Gone with the wind, Du himmlisches Kind, Hugs!
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
Clever
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
Ha ha ha cute :)

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
she's about the biggest blower you can find
budd
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
Yew got more Hot Air than any of Mother Nature s B J s ... !!!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on February 17, 2013
Batten down the hatches!

Love ya!

Jane
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