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Sold...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I ain’t no longer got my cold,

To my doctor I it done sold,

To tell the truth it got old,

Coughing & sneezing & making green mold…J

 

Let the doc figure it out,

He is after all much more stout,

Let it of his body rout,

Let him try his own remedy,

He told me to eat sauerkraut…J

 

No more pills do I have to take,

I think for real they all just fake,

Sugar pills given for my sake,

Better to have just jumped into a frozen over lake…J

 


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 Reviews of "Sold..."
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 27, 2013
Good for you, Ed.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on February 25, 2013
Got your mojo back..
great news!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed on February 24, 2013
LOL well the mind is a powerful tool...
But I am glad to hear you are well now!

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on February 24, 2013
Yesterday was better, today is well. Good . . .

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 24, 2013
Glad you are feeling better, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 24, 2013
Happy you are better and back to your old wise cracking self.

Reviewed on February 24, 2013
It's good for you to swim in a frozen lake...cut a hole first! LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane


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