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Removal of the penis...
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I wish they’d remove it at birth,

It has nothing to do with the owners girth,

If he is to be fat, let him be so on his own,

The only thing he’ll miss is getting blown…J

 

The penis can be a pain in the ass,

Especially if a guy is gay,

Otherwise God should just over it pass,

For as one gets older boy do they gotta pee,

Do you kind of understand where I’m coming from,

I mean do you kind of herein see…?

 

It, the penis, is more trouble than it’s worth,

From now on pregnancies will then be virginal on earth,

Maybe the powers that be could leave them & let the guy decide,

The decision being his, the rest of the world will have to abide,

Then there is the prostate, a whole other pain in the butt,

That story though is a whole another one, but…J

 


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 Reviews of "Removal of the penis..."
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 3, 2013
OUCH!

Reviewed on February 28, 2013
OMG Jane! ha ha ha, sorry that one side-tracked me lol
Eh Ed, deal with it like as us aging ladies deal with
midnight potty runs lol

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 28, 2013
I look at it as the spout where everything comes out and can be aimed. Without it, everything would dribble down and you wouldn't want that, would you?

Where do you get these ideas? From the Pope?

Ron

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 28, 2013
Giggle.....Jane's comment is hilarious!!!

Anna

Reviewed on February 28, 2013
I hate to dissapoint ya chum, but it's all in the head, you know what I mean, that wee thing of yours leave it be, unless, you dear friend want to sit down to pee, and you know what that means, you have to put the toilet seat down every time, what a pain, no? Look, if you stop reading these porno mags, the wee thing will just lay there all quiet, bless ya!

Reviewed on February 28, 2013
U R 1 SICK DUDE !!!

I'LL KEEP MY LIL PECKER ... TO BE SURE !

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 28, 2013
Ma knew that you would someday regret not having the removal surgery when you were a kid, but it's never too late - Go for it, Bro (Sis)!

Reviewed on February 27, 2013
I've got the best dick in the world in a drawyer in my nightstand!!!

Love ya!

Jane


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