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Overnight surprise...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Picture of Snow in Sea Isle...


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Who’da thunk,

The weatherman a punk,

If I screwed up so much,

On my job, I’d be most definitely canned,

But these guys use the computer models as a crutch…

 

We’re getting light snow as we speak,

Just laying on the grass & cars so far,

Will be fun to drive in a little later,

Maybe its not my place to of the weather guys critique,

But do they make their predictions from the local bar…?

 

Tomorrow will be in the mid to upper 50’s,

This last snow of the winter will melt fast,

Yes it will be but a memory of the past,

But that’s only if the weather guy is right will it not last…J

 

 


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 Reviews of "Overnight surprise..."
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 9, 2013
they should do it the way I do
I wet my finger and stick it in the air
to see which direction the wind is blowing
I don't know where they stick their fingers

Reviewed on March 8, 2013
Life's a beach!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 8, 2013
...and now . 235pm its raining and washing what snow we had away...LOL, ed

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on March 8, 2013
I often wonder where the forecasters gather to come up with the weather predictions...giggle...you might be on to something here, Ed! Spring is just around the corner...

Anna

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 8, 2013
All I know is he got it right in my neck of the woods. About 3 inches so far but it won't last long as a heat wave is being forecast for the coming days. Keep smiling Ed.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 8, 2013
Oh, ye of little faith. Yesterday you were decrying the weatherman for saying it would snow. Why you beat up the messenger so. Methinks that you were wrong and trying to blame it on a computer program. At least snow's a big deal for you and helps you get beyond your usual mundane.

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 8, 2013
they have the only job where you can be wrong most of the time and still get paid for what you do lol
budd

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 8, 2013
Right on, Ed. You speak the truth.


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