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The dreaded Munchies Monster...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Snickers,

Milky way,

Reeses,

Sherbert,

Edys ice cream,

BBQ Potato chips,

Philly soft pretzels,

Creamy donuts,

        &

Chocolate milk…J

 

Oh no, I don’t eat them all,

Sometimes I just go to the food court at the mall,

If I did eat all that, the ambulance I’d have to call,

And I wouldn’t get out of the hospital till next fall…J

 

Sometimes though the munchies monster doesn’t come,

Then the pot just leaves me feeling quite numb,

But to be honest, to the munchies monster I usually succumb,

Sometimes I kind of wish that instead of pot, I just still drank rum…J

 


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 Reviews of "The dreaded Munchies Monster..."
Reviewed on April 23, 2013
Buttered toast :) LOL

Many many moons ago (1981) I tried the wicked weed...
That was my munchie then off to sleep I went!

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on April 22, 2013
My gosh, you did not mention cheese puffs.

Reviewed on April 22, 2013
Oh, that munchies monster will do a number on ya!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 22, 2013
Giggle...

Anna

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on April 22, 2013
~Ed~
A Chocolate milk feeling!! We're helping at the Little League
concession for Keegan's first game this evening. Munchies!!
Cute poem.

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2013
Ed, I remember the " munchies monster."

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 22, 2013
Munchie monsters indeed.


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