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Burrrrrpppppp...........
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Scuse me...


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Scuse me,

Same smell, different hole,

Better to burp than fart,

To burp is more than just an art…J

 

Better out than in,

Ain’t my humor a sin,

Wouldn’t be able to on stage get a fin,

But you only got to read it,

For you it’s a win-win…J

 

The gas comes up,

The gas goes down,

Wherever it makes its exit,

As long as you are not near,

Then you ain’t got nothin’ to fear…J


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 Reviews of "Burrrrrpppppp..........."
Reviewed on June 3, 2013
You smooth talker!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 2, 2013
"As long as you are not near,
Then you ain’t got nothin’ to fear…"

And some still wonder why I ran away from home at such an early age, brother!

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on June 1, 2013
fear not it is only the wind
budd

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 1, 2013
Gawd, you're gross! Now go leak out of all three holes and report back to us.

Ron

Reviewed by Dark Knight
Reviewed on June 1, 2013
this reminds me of the time I was asked by a few people

" Do you mind if we smoke?"--to which I replied

" Go ahead as I intend to burp and fart in total freedom as well"

Some how I offended them??-LOL-loved your poem Ed

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 1, 2013
At these prices for gas you could make a fortune if you had a pipe line.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 1, 2013
Now, if only you could bottle it. ;-)


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