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July short...
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...5 short lines...


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Yes it is the month of July,

 

Next month I will most assuredly cry,

 

For therein I do turn an un-ripe 59,

 

Another year till I cross the line,

 

And won’t be to the young ladies anymore fine


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 Reviews of "July short..."
Reviewed on July 3, 2013
Age is just a number. I ignore numbers. Like how many pounds of hamburger did I cook up last night? See? Another number I don't care about! LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 2, 2013
59? I'd like to be there once again. You're as young as you feel, my friend.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 2, 2013
DEAR KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT...

"anymore fine" ????

YEW GOT TO BE KIDDING !!!

Damn It; Cuz Cur already said this.

PS: What have you been smoking??!!

Reviewed on July 1, 2013
DEAR KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT...

"anymore fine" ????

YEW GOT TO BE KIDDING !!!


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