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Diarrhea of the oral cavity...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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Some people you cannot shut up, especially a ditzy blonde type...


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She talked and talked,

 

Twenty four/seven,

 

While we swam, rode bikes & walked,

 

A big mouth she did possess,

 

The only way to shut her up,

 

Was to give her bread made of leaven…J


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 Reviews of "Diarrhea of the oral cavity..."
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 10, 2013
I don't know about that but I love that picture
thanks for sharing
Peace be with you Brother

William

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 9, 2013
T'was (like) a gift from heaven?

Ron

PS. After they get bred, they have puppies.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on July 9, 2013
hmmmm i wonder
budd

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on July 9, 2013
Ed,

Sounds like someone I know...

Blessings,
Linda+

Reviewed on July 9, 2013
How'd you wind up with her?

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 9, 2013
LOL, Tom is right.
Sad, but yes I do see,
You rated this a "G."

~W~

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on July 8, 2013
Makes me darn glad I am a brunette and antisocial.
L

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 8, 2013
Whatever it takes, my friend.

Reviewed on July 8, 2013
ED... OBVIOUSLY U KNEW NOT HOW TO FILL SUCH A CAVITY !

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 8, 2013
Right now I'd settle for that.


George


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