Tis upon us,

Don’t take the bus,

My name ain’t Gus,

Rarely do I cuss,

So don’t make a fuss…J

No cake or ice cream,

I did sleep late to better dream,

The rain coming down causing to overflow the stream,

I really wanted some cake,

Guess Dunkin’ Donuts will have to do,

For this old pot smokin’ flake…J

Surely someone remembers,

No gifts to open,

I’ve been a jerk to my family,

So nothing from them,

And since it’s raining, even the neighbors,

Aren’t rattling their sabers…J