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...more insanity...


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Are we all not just a little bit crazy,

Insanity does run in the family,

Through the veins and arteries,

In our blood, what else can be said but oh geez…J

 

My burps could knock out a wall,

So many places to do so, especially a mall,

Who wants them around,

After Christmas they can be found,

Empty, with the only sound,

The echo’s of shoppers all…J

 

What do I speak of herein & within,

Watching the clouds break with the image of a sharks fin,

Trying not to commit or recommit a past ill-begotten sin,

My mind a jumble of mish moshed information,

With the men in the white suits closing in on my location,

A butter fly net in hand, to grab and take me to the rubber roomed station,

I look forward to the trip, hope it’s a long one, by train,

Cause I am not very interested in being committed by plane…J

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "certified..."
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 17, 2013
I appreciate your wit and humor all the while expressing a serious theme. Thank you, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Robert Whitford
Reviewed on August 16, 2013
Search the baggage and you'll find a herringbone of almost crazy and flying away like a cockatoo on fire. My dead brother was a schizophrenic and I'm not considered too stable myself at times. Does that help? There, there..It'll all be fine in the morning. Take the blue pill, or the red pill? Ed don't need no stinking pills. He's got his trusty moongun. Bob

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on August 16, 2013
OOH...Ron's idea is great. And I agree with Jane, you got nothing on me. Insanity does run in my family.
L

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 16, 2013
I'd hang out in Walmart. That way you could become a Walmartian and gain some fame rather than writing lame poems.

Ron

Reviewed on August 16, 2013
Could it be we're having a little bout of paranoia? Calm down. You're no crazier than I am. Now, that should scare you! Ha! Ha!

Love ya!

Jane


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