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Gin...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My stomach not up to snuff,

 I didn't eat much bad stuff,

 Mostly some things I bought off the cuff,

 When my stomach bothers me I tend to be kind of gruff…

 

Should I smoke a bone,

Making me feel better in my tummy,

But then again it’s kind of boring when I’m all alone,

Geez I surely do wish I could have back when yuchy, my mummy…

 

Oh well, will just tonight on the internet, read,

Had a bike ride earlier trying to with my stomach plead,

Please don’t feel badly, don’t get sick again tomorrow,

I swear I wish I still drank, right now would feel great,

A shot or two of gin of the variety sloe…J

 


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 Reviews of "Gin..."
Reviewed on August 18, 2013
I sure hope you are feeling better! Try ginger ale instead.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 18, 2013
taste too much like sweet wine
any other would do
Peace Brother Ed

William

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 18, 2013
Sloe gin? That's what we always gave naďve girls who hadn't had a drink before because it was just like cherry pop to them, and it made their teeth red when they (now loosened up) went to kiss you good night.

Man, have you regressed! But then, I don't think you ever left your mommy's yummies.

Ron

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 18, 2013
Whatever works, I say.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 18, 2013
Have a Tom Collins that may help.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 17, 2013
I send you my best wishes that you may feel better, Ed. Check out my limericks that I posted recently here, perhaps you'll get a smile or too. Love and peace to you,

Regis


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