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Pink Unicorn...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I smoked a bone,

Then sat outside my home,

Then through the yard came scampering,

A pink unicorn with wings that needed pampering…

 

It skipped and it jumped,

And tripped over an old stump,

Leaving on its nose a big lump,

Then to show how upset it was, in my yard it left a big pink dump…

 

So if this unicorn does come to your place,

Be sure to treat it kindly,

Or for you as well,

It will leave a big pink trace…J

 
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 Reviews of "Pink Unicorn..."
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2013
Another thing that Ed saw, it does look like a llama too!

Always,

Deborah
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 24, 2013
Quite an encounter, Ed; oh the wonders that the "weed" can elicit in one's mind. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 24, 2013
Looks like a llama to me, all gussied up in a pink disguise. What some people will do when they have too much time on their hands.

Ron
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on August 24, 2013
It did come to my house one day as well and left me a bag of pink cotton candy for my munchies!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on August 24, 2013
Very original. I want what you smoked.
L
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 24, 2013
Quite the imagination, Ed. Good write.
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