Went to Shop Rite tonight,

Went to buy milk & bread,

Came out after spending many a buck,

It’s their fault displaying all those tasty treats,

Don’t you think that advertisements suck…?

Went for milk & bread,  ended up spending 88 dollars,

With me someone should attach to my neck a leash & collar,

Stay in the milk & bread aisle Ed,

Don’t go looking for anything else,

Or when I get you home you won’t get fed…J

Oh well I now got food to last awhile,

Only had to drive to get there 4 miles,

Home now with lots to eat & drink,

And my refrigerator is working hard to get it all cold,

You see my fridge is, like its owner, getting quite old…J