It’s all I asked for,

And all I got was humor,

And might I say it was of the kind poor,

I could have gotten better advice at the 5 & 10 cent store…J

So now that Ron Hull gave me the heads up,

I know after my surgery I will still be able to pee in a cup,

Now I can look forward to my surgery with a relatively str8 face, yup…

And as for all you jokesters and humorists out there,

Keep it in your head or your head in your own pants,

For all that’s growing in there are just so many plants,

For your humor, or the lack thereof, I will send to heaven a prayer…J