old age & gravity... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on April 18, 2014

Anyway it's what's inside that counts, not the appearance outside.

Reviewed on April 14, 2014

well all us old farts are like that
budd

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

Dear Cuz Ed Knave...
Welcome to the Ole Farts Club !
If whats hangin is flabby fat...
Try some exercises...
Muscles bring it back!

Reviewed by Kathy Parenteau

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

This was so funny! I loved it!

Kathy

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

I suffer from from dunlap disease. My belly dunlapped over my belt.
As they say, obey gravity, it's the law.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

Before ashes to ashes, there's food to gases. Enjoy every sagging moment that pig's valve gives you.

Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

Great to see the other cuz back in fighting form.

It has been written in the Jersey Journal
When men get transplant animal parts
They spend more time at the urinal
And spewing out inhuman farts

Sounds about right to me cuz.

Reviewed by Ruan Mills

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

I guess this is where we all realise that surface beauty is only skin deep - It's what's on the inside that makes us better people.
Kindness is as kindness does, so chin up Ed and best foot forward.
Rx

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

Old age yes Ed I do agree
Everything sags even the weenie
Wrinkles, folds, too much fat,
Yes oh yes I too have that

More weight upon my a$$
And yes my friend I too have gas
Fungus on the feet like moss
But what about that great hair loss

I guess old age yes it really sucks
But I wish I had retired with more bucks

Enjoyed your write Ed just wanted to let you know your not alone!
The Great Canadian Buzzard { he lives }

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

Hi Ed:

It doesn't really matter how much a person age, so long as that person has a nice personality and be fun with. You are a lot of fun person and you can make others happy! A good personality!!!

A fun poem to read about aging! Glad you can find some humour in it.

Sandie :o)

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

Hi Ed, wear those depends. They take care of both ends :-). You're too much! Love it.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

chuckle

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 13, 2014

No matter how much you age my old devilish brother,
No matter how much that you wrinkle and fall apart;
Ma says you�ve been doing it since before your birth,
And even after you pass on, she says you will still fart.

And Mother Knows Best...

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on April 12, 2014

There's our Ed telling like it is. Oh, how I've missed you!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by audrine max

Reviewed on April 12, 2014

This was fun to read. loved it, made me smile. thank you

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on April 12, 2014

I am glad you are feeling well enough to post, Ed. Bodies are meant to be used until they are used up. I don't think we need to worry about the package as much as what is inside the box.