To Delaware I went today,
For a fun drive to see Rene,
All around Dover we did drive & shop,
She kept pointing out every farmers crop…
We went to Dover Downs, a casino where I kind of lost,
She on the other hand did make 42 plus bucks,
And five dollars was her only cost,
As usual in a row she did line her ducks…
Then we went on a short ride for ice cream sundaes,
Both got the same, butterscotch; twas a fun day,
For dinner, I had a cheesesteak, they charged for extra cheese,
And didn’t even put any regular cheese on in the first place, oh geez,
But when all is said and done, the day was quite fun,
Anytime I can be with Rene because she is my love bun…
Yes, sirree-Bob, er, Ed, without René, I think by now, you would be a little bit of nothing with butterscotch on it.
When are you going to realize that Philly cheesesteak is the very kind of food that got you into all this trouble in the first place? But then, I think you would eat a doorknob thinking it was a muffin.
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
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Always,
Deborah
When are you going to realize that Philly cheesesteak is the very kind of food that got you into all this trouble in the first place? But then, I think you would eat a doorknob thinking it was a muffin.
Ron
What can you say
'cept oo la la baby
Make my day!
Love ya!
Jane
Sandie
enjoyed the read!