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Brisk...
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To say the least,
It’s altogether quite cool,
No time to take a dip in the pool,
The wind chill keeps the temps low,
But at least we are not experiencing any snow…
-YET-
I love that my Honda has a good heater,
As I don’t want to have a blue peter,
Gas prices are quite low per gallon,
We don’t get gas, even in NJ, by the liter,
I’d really hate to be a gas station cheater…
© -me- 11 18/14

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Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on November 19, 2014
Crazy world to say the least Ed. Heh.Heh Keep warm.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 19, 2014
That's okay, regardless of what color it is, you don't use it anyway. ;-)

What do you mean you don't have any gas in New Jersey? What was that I smelled last time I was there?

So, you have a swimming pool. You are really coming up in the world until it's covered with ice and only makes a fairly good skating rink.

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on November 19, 2014
i hope the snow stays away

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 19, 2014
Everyone is attempting to break Guinness World Records these days.
World Record for 'Putting Peter in Snow' is only 10 hours. I know you can beat that, Bro. When you get your first snowfall, I say Go For It!

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on November 18, 2014
Snow is suppose to start at 5:00am in Chicago....stay warm ED.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed on November 18, 2014
Ed, you smooth talker! Come over to my area. Your peter need a heater you shark eater!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on November 18, 2014
Crazy weather here on Long Island. It seemed like Spring and suddenly it now feels like Winter. Brrrrrr

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on November 18, 2014
Great poem -funny too. I sometimes wonder, in this freezing weather what do the stray cats and dogs do? Freeze I guess...

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on November 18, 2014
Here in the north coast we had 3 inches of the white stuff, and it was wet and heavy to shovel, and quite slippery for driving conditions. It was also cold enough for me to experience shrinkage.

Michael D.


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