Sheesh. For some reason, bubba, this reminded me of Halloween with the infamous Lord Incubus - Georg Mateos. I remember his horrid menu at the Swedish castle that year: blood meatballs and eels and half-squished eyeballs marinara.
Tire squashed eels! Now that's a treat! Don't believe I've ever seen any, but I did see a lot of gators looking like tires along the road to Cape Canaveral one time. And I've seen plenty of squashed turtles for a lifetime along with armadillos here in Texas. But the tastiest of all, you forget, is skunk stew. You have to have a strong constitution, once you get past the smell, it's wonderful, doesn't taste a bit like chicken.
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Regis
Ron
Michael D.
smidgeon of pigeon
centerline bovine
smear of deer
rigor mortis tortoise
Love ya!
Jane
PS: Put up 'Lost Teeth Flyers' all around your neighborhood - this often helps get lost dogs back home - might work for your teeth!