It isn't predicted but you know what happens when I wash my car...
Went to the dentist today, my face all numb,
(No Kostro, I said numb, not dumb)
Then I went out to wash the car,
When I got home I did fully wax the old girl,
Was fifty degrees, springs flag should unfurl…
No cruddy weather predicted,
Only sun and clouds in the forecast are depicted,
So, as I am to my clean and shiny car addicted,
I won’t be for the rest of winter to clean her afflicted…
Your wit lays on the edge always. I've said this before; you're a natural humorist. Bubba... we are having a brutal winter down here in SoCal. 83 degrees today. Sheesh! Looks like you take good care of somebody else's Honda. That's nice. That new bio-pic: you need to visit the dentist. I see a whole lotta black plaque. Your breath is probably like that of a buffalo's. Other than that you look pretty normal for an East-coaster. (-: rlc
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow! (If you're very lucky, you might get 20 inches like we just did - and you could make a few bucks shoveling snow for your neighbors!
PS: I just watched Numb and Number Too (or was that Dumb and Dumber Too) Either way, I thought of you!
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Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
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Ron
does not well bode.
Wax her good,
there's snow and salt on the roads.
Michael D.
By the way, I love your picture, especially the bandage, or maybe it's the eyes, or the set of the jaw...
PS: I just watched Numb and Number Too (or was that Dumb and Dumber Too) Either way, I thought of you!
Love ya!
Jane
Always,
Deborah