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Crack of Dawn...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Friday, February 13, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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All this cold does nothing to dissipate my internal heat...


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With all the writes I have of late read,
Seems that everyone is writing of something hot,
And of Valentines day’s bringing on activity in the raw,
Wish I was one of them that from someone hot I did receive a call…

I see pictures of two people involved,
Both of them on a bed that does revolve,
All the time vibrating while the two also evolve,
This gets me kind of hot, or is that just “manopause”,
Breaking every tenet of Gods given laws…

So, still here I sit like waiting to take a shit,
Apparently as for sexual contact I am not really fit,
Certain parts don’t rise anymore to the occasion,
In this life anymore I won’t be making any spawn,
Honestly it’s been so long since last time,
That looking good to me is the crack of dawn…
© ~ed~ 2/13/14

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 Reviews of "Crack of Dawn..."
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 15, 2015
Ha Ha you are too much. Great poem.

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
ED, it sounds sad and hoping something
will come along and revitalize you!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
Ummm... Ed... Time to divert your attentions and focus on something more positive - You need a hobby, my friend - Really!
Take care
Rx

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
Yes, it's time to get up out of bed and smell the roses. Oh, I forgot, it's winter in Joisey. Well, you can always jump in that shiny car, drive down to a flower shop and wiff them, even if you don't have the outrageous price of a dozen these days.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
Such a moving romantic write
I hope you're taking a shit,
in the glow of candle light.

Michael D.

Reviewed on February 14, 2015
Oh, Ed! It looks like you're going to have to take matters into hand!
Happy Valentines Day!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by J. Roseline
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
How nicely it has come out .. all from the heart.. so you can still be hot, JK

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
"So, still here I sit like waiting to take a shit"

WOW - with your flair for Romantic Poetry, it's hard to believe that all the Hot Babes in New Jersey aren't banging on your door!!

Reviewed on February 13, 2015
Dear Knave Knumb Knutz ...

Dawn has a very nice Crack ...
Have seen it many times ...
Usually at Midnite tho ...
Watch it Rock ...
To and Fro ...
Ho Ho Ho !


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