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Surgery, again..
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Wednesday, March 11, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I HATE DENTISTS...!


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An oral surgeons visit today,
I’ve pushed it off way, way,
I’m sorry to have to say,
That if under anesthesia,
I die; I won’t go very far away…

Yes I hate the dentist,
And surgery all the more,
They have to remove a “Taurus”, (touri?)
So I won’t have a Ford in my mouth anymore,
It needs to be removed, as for dentures a must…

So keep me today in your thought,
Hoping that the farm I have not bought,
New teeth I have now for a few years sought,
I can’t tell you today how much I feel with shaky hands,
And queasy stomach, stressfully distraught…
© -ed- 3/11/15

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Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 11, 2015
be careful, those oral surgeons do funny things when your under his laughing gas ...

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2015
I went through that two and a half years ago....I hope you got plenty of novocaine and the rest will be over before you can say dentures.
And remember if ever you are in any pain tell....

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed on March 11, 2015
I'll be thinking of you. I once worked for a dentist. Every time this one lady would come in, I'd have to go hold her hand while she was in the dentist's chair. It will be over before you know it!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 11, 2015
Poor dentist

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 11, 2015
Forsooth! Another lost tooth! And I don't know what a Taurus is either, but it may require you to ford the gap between your teeth until you get a bridge. In the meantime, lay off the sweets and all those adorable, "munchies."

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 11, 2015
I hate dentists also, Ed, and have since a traumatic experience with one when I was a kid. Thinking about you.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 11, 2015
Oh the humanity.
Oh the pain.
Come on doc,
Don't be stingy,
With that Novocaine.

Do not despair.
Do not say nay.
Have a seat in the chair,
Of Dr. deKay.

Michael D.


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