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Kostro's always pickin' on me...AGAIN
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Sunday, May 10, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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He was a BIG kid but always had a dog by his side...


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Kostro is always pickin’ on me, I can’t imagine why,
Look at the picture above of him, Ma always about him did sigh,
Now don’t you believe him when he says things about me,
Cause he learned at a young age to about me, lie,
Now he still tries to get me riled but only when I am high…

He and his cohort on the Book of Face do pick on me no end,
I am the angel in the family though he calls me the jersey devil,
I really try to not of him in anyway offend,
But still he seems to want to anger me & he is not doing it pretend…

But to be honest I love the guy since he dropped all that weight,
Except for the fact that initially he did drop it on me, guess that was my fate,
Just because we used him when fishing we went, as our bait,
He really attracted the sharks, his farts known far & wide,
You know he will try to, from this, get me back, but nothing said here have I about, lied…
© -ed- 5/10/15

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 Reviews of "Kostro's always pickin' on me...AGAIN"
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on May 12, 2015
... He sure kept posh company, though... Is that dog wearing a monocle? Now he's Pee Wee and not Pee Woaaaaaaah!!, can't you just sit on him and wipe the smile from his Book of Face? :) xx

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 11, 2015
And so the verbal battle continues, much to the delight of your readers. Be well, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on May 11, 2015
Enjoy your back and forth comments
with Ed...reading the love in between!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed on May 11, 2015
Well wll well ... FAT-ASS ...

TRUTH BE TOLD ... I have this exact same pic in my "Ed Family" album that yer Dear Ma gave to me when ewe were a youngun. The caption reads:

"my poor lil FAT-ASS Eddie The Lesser, whom I abandoned in the Jersay Barrens, hoping he would lose weight running from all the wolves n bears."

Lying about Lying is really a Double Negative n' it does not make a Positive!

Why yew pick on poor lil Peewee is certainly a mystery to me. Devil who is realy an Angel ??? Duh! Now that yer pants are on fire ... just Pee yerself to put it out!

But remove yer DEPENDS First !!!

Cuz Cur Tom ... The One-Eth ...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 11, 2015
A bully of the story, pulpit! And get your face out of that book, it will stunt your growth and make you fat.

Ron

Reviewed on May 11, 2015
Hey it's not Throwback Thursday Matlack! LOL


Reviewed on May 11, 2015
I can't wait to read the answer to this one! LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 11, 2015
Ho, Ho, Ho! Have you been smoking again??!!

You evidently forgot that my nickname is Pee Wee, not Plumpy. And Payback is a Bitch; but right now I have to write my pet column for this week's newspaper. But I will be back - you rotten old Devil you!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 10, 2015
Honest Abe

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 10, 2015
Hah! And on and on it goes . . . Heh.Heh


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