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My hair is long, Short is my schlong, My memories non-existent, My mind inconsistent, My life mostly boring, Most of my time spent snoring… Glad to live alone, For farting a lot I seem to be prone, I write my feelings in poem form, Everything I do, as for me, is my norm… Hot here tonight, I hide inside out of sight, My air-conditioners on, I sit here writing, And in boredom I do yawn… © -ed- 7/19/15
Poe: Pelted, Pounded, Pummeled and Pulverized by Jay Dubya
A Relief of Doodie: Shtty Stories to Read on the Pot by Jay Horne
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics by Jay Dubya
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