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Pills I've Got...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Tuesday, September 29, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Don't we all...?


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Pills for my feet.
Pills for my seat.

Pills for my heart.
Pills to make me fart.

Pills for stomach gas.
Pills to drive it out my ass.

Pills to make me tall.
Pills to keep me from being small.

Pills that make my mind travel, taking wing.
Pills that take away the sting.

TOO MANY PILLS I GOT,
BUT TO BE HONEST, HEALTH TOO I GOT,
SO I GUESS PILLS ARE WORTH THE EFFORT,
BETTER I GUESS THAN BEING A LEPER…
© -ed- 9/29/15

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 Reviews of "Pills I've Got..."
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 29, 2015
Enjoyed the laughs on this one
Sounds like me and the pic looks like
My Med cabinet
Peace be with u

Reviewed on September 29, 2015
ILLS + PILLS = BILLS

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 29, 2015
Yes, it seems like doctors don't seem to have any cures for anything. All they do is prescribe more pills for anything that goes wrong. Big Pharma's shareholders are laughing all the way the bank.

We could probably throw away over half of the pills that we've been told to take and we would still be healthy… But, who's willing to take that chance? So we keep on taking the pills.

Ron

Reviewed by Ashiff Jivraj
Reviewed on September 29, 2015
One day they will have ice cream pills. Nice poetry. Ashiff

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on September 29, 2015
As we age, we go downhill,
age brings many pills to fill.
One for this and one for that.
All those Rxs, we know the drill.
But what i need most is a pill to chill.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 29, 2015
I have all those pills and then some. I also have a nebulizer, three kinds of inhalers, and yes they too are worth it. Although lately it seems such a damn bother.


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