They go by many names,
But I prefer to call them the hershey squirts...
I went to the store for milk & bread,
Was only in there about an hour,
Came home with diarrhea instead,
Gone by Monday evening with Pepto,
Back again this morning with a vengeance,
Suffice to say right now I am pretty dour…
I’ve not got anymore medications,
To the ceramic god I have been worshipping,
I’ve got an appointment later this morning, adding to my frustration,
I am hoping that the product I picked up is not worsening,
This was not on my shopping list,
Though I ended up of it purchasing…
It's bad enough when it happens, and shit happens, I read it on a bumper sticker once, but when it comes off the end of a pen like out of a potty mouth, it's somehow worse. ;-)
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
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Diana...
Ron
the good flora in ur bowels. 😎
Love ya!
Jane
Michael D.