I awoke in a fright,
Realizing right away it wasn’t light,
A quick study I am in that way,
In my mirror was a horrible sight,
Its hair all disheveled with big boobs,
And it had disgustingly hairy pubes…
From whence it came I know not,
Am I still dreaming or high on pot,
I lay there sweating on my cot,
It seemed to be lying down,
But as well it seemed to be in a squat…
They say laughter is the best medicine; if that is so, you have dispensed some here, Ed. By the way, I invite you to read my latest poem, posted some time back. It is about one of my favorite gals. Love and peace,
You is the living incarnation of Alley Oop's caricature, my friend. ;-) Either that or you have one foot in the Bigfoot and the other in the Devil (Jersey, that is).
Oh my, what a horribly disgusting sight! It's a wonder it didn't drive you all the way to sanity. Before that banshee returns, please be sure to get some tar on all of those reflective surfaces! What's a banshee? Cute write, Ed.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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