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The great & powerful google god…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Saturday, August 20, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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He lurks inside that black box called a computer...


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When asked the meaning of life,
The google god clearly did not know,
There are so many meanings that,
My computer might in the learning process just up blow…

The google god helps in many great ways,
It can explain why we have blue sky on sunny days,
And gray skies when it does rain,
And it can tell one how much they are insane,
From drinking alcohol made from grain…

That great & powerful god of the google,
Can make people just sit up and ogle,
It works with a force that is considered centrifugal,
And from the heavens comes the sound of the google gods bugle…
© 8/20/16 –ed-



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 Reviews of "The great & powerful google god…"
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2016
A comical poem, (I miss those,) ED!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Charles Neff
Reviewed on August 21, 2016
I think we're all searching for a different kind of browser - one that isn't just a clone of google. Thinking is the first step and your poem pushes us toward movement.
Charlie

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 20, 2016
Good fun, I enjoyed this one, Ed, any the rhymes work too. John

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 20, 2016
Charge= and fools charge

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 20, 2016
To answer Jane… And it doesn't have the disappointment of searching for hours and not finding the answer. You forgot Wikipedia… Pick your media.

All I can say is, Google, ogle, oogle, that damn bugle--toot!

Ron

Reviewed on August 20, 2016
What happened to the days of going to the library god??? Google doesn't have the same smell!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 20, 2016
Google on, Google god, Google on!


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