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Whonda Rhonda, the Whonder Honda
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Wednesday, August 31, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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...and yet another feeble attempt at humor...


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Gotta wonder what keeps her running,
Bailing wire and duct tape,
Covered by night under her own cape,
During the day she can be caught sunning…

Air conditioning quite cold when in need,
For a V-6, quite fast, when filled with its seed,
Able to leap tall speed bumps in a single bound,
It’s sometimes hard it seems to keep her on the ground…

Her gas mileage is not all the best,
Better than most, but higher than less,
She handles like she should if driven with safety,
Her classic coat in bright silver is easy to keep shiny,
And that is the very best part of her for me…
© -ed- 8/28/16
 

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 Reviews of "Whonda Rhonda, the Whonder Honda"
Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on September 4, 2016
She appears to still be in pretty good shape to me. And I like the comparison you made between her and Superman...able to leap tall speed bumps in a single bound. My brother once had a Honda Accord. He had 212,000 miles on her when he sold the ol' gal. I don't know if she's still living or not. I'd say she isn't, but you never know. They used to make 'em to last.

David

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on September 1, 2016
Cars are our second home and have to be kept up too...and all you need is money!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 1, 2016
Looks like you are in love with your Wonda Honda. Don't let her start coughing up oil and abandon you.

My tenant as a 1992 Accord she bought new. It uses a little oil, but otherwise gets her to work every day. She just got the AC fixed with used parts for under $200. Sure helps in the heat of Houston afternoons.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on September 1, 2016
Keep her gassed up,
and the duct tape handy.
Those old Honda's,
sure are dandy.

Andy beat me to the Beach Boys parody.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on September 1, 2016
Your knights steed in bright shinning silver armour.
"Help me Honda, help, help me Honda..."

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 31, 2016
Love driving, always have, and love those cars. I can remember every one I have owned over the years, beginning with my first Beetle. Enjoyed this read, Ed. John

Reviewed on August 31, 2016
Nearly everyone in my family who own cars own Hondas. I don't know their names though.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 31, 2016
Nothing like having a good car when you ride in the street.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 31, 2016
You're in love with "Her classic coat in bright silver."

Reviewed on August 31, 2016
ED ... Good Ole Gal !

My 2014 Civic 4 banger is my 3rd Honda,
My 4th Silver car, and as I think of myself as
The Lone Ranger... I prefer it be a male!

Hi-Yo Silver And Away". 😜😜😜


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