I may have used this title before, but after 5800 titles I can't recall...

Sometimes I get the burps,
OMG, I could knock out a wall,
Sometimes too I get the farts,
OMG, I smell like a horses stall…

I know from where they do come,
Slurpee’s have a great amount of air,
So they got to go through my system,
I then seem to have much gas to spare…

So a warning might be herein necessary,
If you are around me when a Slurpee I eat,
Do not stand behind me, nor get close to my face,
For either way my burps & farts work better than mace.
© -ed- 11/25/16