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My BB gun works,
I use it on neighborhood jerks,
When in the dark around my car they lurk,
Each shot that hits gives them a pain and me a smirk…

Some run into traffic with a stinging butt,
Some without shirts get a shot in the gut,
It’s dark from whence they get shot,
Surely wondering are they who shot them, the nut…

Not one of my neighbors of this hobby are told,
To be honest I cannot be that bold,
I keep my parking lot quite controlled,
The neighborhood jerks do of my law uphold,
And none of them have been yet from my sights paroled.
© -me- 9/3/17