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4th month, 20th day...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Saturday, April 20, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just another reason to get high...


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 Should be a day to get high,

Though as of yet I just sit here and sigh,

My MJ is a couple of years old,

Wish it were Columbian gold…

 

Seems I rarely anymore get a buzz,

Certainly not afraid of the local fuzz,

As when I smoke it I seem to cough,

Used to love getting high and jacking off…

 

Times though have changed for us heads,

Better in some ways, t-shirts are not just threads,

We still enjoy the smoke, so we can almost legally take a toke,

I would be happy to see it become nationally legal,

But from what I can tell that is still just a horrible joke.

© -ed- 4/20/19 

 


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 Reviews of "4th month, 20th day..."
Reviewed on April 28, 2019
Hey, Ed. It's legal here now! I've been a member of NORML since 1974. To think that at one time in the past it WAS legal. Rock on!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on April 23, 2019
It is happening, little by little, and I hope you had a happy 4/20 day. Don't bogart that joint my friend...

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 22, 2019
yes probably but a good idea
budd

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on April 22, 2019
Well Ed, maybe the coughing is someone telling you NO MORE smoking. Time to move on. That old dry Mary Jane might make good kindling though for a campfire. Take care... rlc

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 21, 2019
The curative ingredient will be synthesized and improved, added to food and medicine to the point where you will be able to buy whatever you want in the local drugstore. It is the smoking that is bad, why I always declined a toke when offered. The only time I ever had marijuana was in some brownies at a wine party that I had. Combined with wine, it gave me a very strange, uneasy feeling that I didn't like.

Your good endorphins are already used up. And, another study recently has shown that brain function is significantly affected by long-term marijuana use. I'm much older than you, but still get pleasure out of a simple look or laugh without the need of any boosters at all. Welcome to the downside of life.

Ron

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on April 20, 2019
I think it is close to happening. Happily. Hope you are still feeling ok. I am somewhat better today. Love that picture.


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