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Filet de sole of shoe...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Saturday, October 5, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Rufuz loved this meal after a snack of a grass rake.


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 Macaroni,

Beef stew,

Extra butter,

Powdered cheese,

Maybe one or two of the sneeze,

Makes a potent goo…

 

Smells of the dog food,

But with enough garlic it isn’t too rude,

To your stomach it does get glued,

Fills one up but don’t let me of you delude,

This certainly is in no way health food…


Was I too crude?

 

© -ed- 10/5/19

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Filet de sole of shoe..."
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 31, 2019
A bit crude perhaps but you always tell it like you see it. Love and peace to you, Ed.

Regis 🤣🍁🐟🙏

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on October 6, 2019
Reminds me of college food. Anything with the right spice and sauce will do for the main course. LOL

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on October 6, 2019
I give my dog tastes of table food. I can't bear his eyes staring at me.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 6, 2019
Not crude. But you certainly were killing Rufus with kindness like so many well-meaning pet owners feeding dogs human food. I never gave Jazz anything other than his dry dog food in ample supply so that he could eat whenever he wanted but was hungry (often about 3 AM I would hear him crunching away) and a daily dog biscuit for his teeth. He was really healthy and frisky in his old age when he was attacked and killed. Better to die of sudden attack rather than months of pain and misery before being put to sleep by a vet.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on October 5, 2019
Not you weren't. I would feed dog food to a dog !

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on October 5, 2019
This was a bit skewed,
but you didn't delude.
Just like me,
you're a crude dude.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 5, 2019
Yup, and the cruder the better. Gotta give this a try one of these days . . .


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