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Crackered head
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Sunday, October 4, 2020    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Possibly not or what your thinking?


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 Ritz give me itches,

Saltine make me thirsty,

Wheat thins keep me thinner,

While Keeblers keep me in stitches…

 

Cheeze-its make me want to run and hide,

Frito-Lay gives me the feeling of getting la*ed,

Herr’s make me think of his,

While Dorito’s make me think of a school quiz…(don’t ask)

 

 

© -just me- 10/4/20

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Crackered head"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 10, 2020
I like the poetic irony. One of your best. Unfortunately, eating those highly processed snack foods are guaranteed to bring you to an early death.

Ron

Reviewed on October 7, 2020
I like them all. :D

Sandie

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on October 7, 2020
i actually like ritz. and i won't ask. lol


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