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Spring Ahead, Fall Back
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Damn I am getting old & forgetful, LOL

I missed, this weekend, the fact
That the clocks got turned back,
I left for work on Monday . noon,
An hour way too soon,
How did I become such a loon?


No TV nor radio did I hear,
My brain, apparently, altogether clear,
Kept resetting the computers clock
Could'nt understand why,
Oh my, my computer is broken, I fear.


Not broken, after careful review,
My computer knew more than I,  
But what else is new...?


 


                                     (ed) 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Spring Ahead, Fall Back"
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
(((ed)))

i remembered...but the boss didn't...he was an hour early LOL

oooops

fun write! well done

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 27, 2003
LOL don't feel to bad I forgot too, but I was reminded in time, because of a poem I came across here at AD. I don't watch TV or listen to the news, or radio. So unless I am speaking with someone and they mention the time change I forget. Also don't wear a watch. Couldn't remember which way to turn the clock until someone shared with me the idea of, spring ahead and fall back :-)

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on October 27, 2003
Don't feel bad, buddy. Everyone knows to expect me an hour late or an hour early. A timely poem, Ed.


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