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Kamikaze Bugs
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Another one that came to me in all places, while driving, LOL! A shorty again, so enjoy!

            "Kamikaze Bugs"


They hit the windshield with all they can muster,


Only to become gooey mustard on the glass,


The sun and the wind hardens whats left,


To make cleaning them a hell of a mess.


                         (ed)


   


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Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
Reviewed on October 29, 2003
One day there were these two flies making out on my windshield heh, and no matter how hard the wind was blowing they didn't fall or slip or anything. I figured it was a message from the universe, mocking me. lol

Reviewed by Richard Vallance (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2003


Hah, hah again!

Oh you are a witty lil' fella!

LOL!

Riccardo


Reviewed by Tyler Wiseman
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
cute little spot, it reminds me of traveling in the deep south, with love bugs numbering in the millions shuffling the mortal coil upon traveler's windshields.

More interesting are Lightning bugs, I think, leaving flourescent trails in the evening.

Reviewed on October 28, 2003
ha ha..I loved this, very funny and so true!

Reindeer


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