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Rufuz...The Snow Dog
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Probably ought to be under Pets as well as humor, but Rufuz wanted it under humor, damn these new writers, think they can just tell us all how to do stuff. I just wish he would stop moving the keys so his paws can type better...


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        RUFUZ,


  THE SNOW DOG


 


I AM Rufuz, the snow dog,


I love snow and cold weather,


Not rain, nor heat,


 


I love to run around in snow,


Also to roll and play,


While my daddy prays I don’t find a skunk (what is a skunk anyway?),


I chase the squirrels right up the trees,


For all I do to give daddy pleasure I should charge fees.


 


I love my ball being thrown as well as any sticks I may find


And will chase both all the time around home.


 


But the most fun I have is in deep snow,


I dig holes and find that I like to burrow,


 


I love other puppies unless they are not fixed (what does fixed mean, are they broken, I don’t remember being broken but daddy and mommy got me fixed?!)


 


I am a collie and Sheppard mix & I love my daddy & mommy the most,


They always give me treats, especially mommy, she has the best!


I also love to go to the beach, in the snow or not, doesn’t matter, as long as it is not hot!


I love to watch Daddy chase the seagulls,


He really does a good job but when is he going to learn not


                         to drink the saltwater?


 


                                                                          (rufuz & ed)


 


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 Reviews of "Rufuz...The Snow Dog"
Reviewed by Nancy D.
Reviewed on November 4, 2003
This is a great write, remined me of my dog Misty at work, she was part collie and shepard. She came from the pound and made the best pet anyone could ask for. Years have gone by and I still miss her.

Nancy

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on November 4, 2003
You are so funny this poem is adorable!(so is Rufus!)

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 4, 2003
Onya Rufuz, Duchess tries to put her little paws on my laptop too, I think she stuffed up one of the keys. ( Sh'es my Silky ) :)

Good of you to let Rufuz flex his creative paws, thanks ED :)
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on November 4, 2003
Woofie, the wonder dog! I miss playing tag with you, Woofie. Enjoyed your poem, Woof!

Scott

Tell Ed to get his own keyboard.

Reviewed on November 4, 2003
(((Ed and RUFUS, too..WOOF to you, RUFUS)))

I loved this write; and i loved meeting rufus! What a fine lookin' canine! Terrific write from the dog's side of things; what a clever poochie he is! good boy, rufus; you done good; just for that you get an extra treat! (and you can tell daddy that i say you could! LOL)

great write, ed, and thank you for your story, rufus; sure would love to meet ya both!~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :D (((HUGS))) to rufus, too! WOOF!

Reviewed on November 4, 2003
(((ed and rufus WOOF)))

i love this--what a wonderful, humorous write from rufus' point of bark LOL

good boy!

and great write, rufus' pet (owner) LOL--enjoyed very much.

nice meeting you, rufus (((many pats and a treat for you)))

and many (((HUGS))) and much love to rufus' owner, that's YOU, ed! :)

karla. :)

what a beautiful dog! :) GORGEOUS! love the pic *make me homesick, why don'tya?*


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