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Days Off
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How much do I hate days off? Let me count the many ways...

                                            DAYS OFF”


                 Days off, what a bore,


   Would have something to do if i were a whore,


    But then i would have to charge money,


    And make myself pretty, oh what a chore!


 


   Even holidays are no fun to be off anymore,


       One has to look for things to do,


    And i find that to be a subject that is sore,


     T.V., radio, computer, cleaning the car,


 All have gotten done to the ‘enth degree & more,


 What, oh what can i do to alleviate all these bore’s?


 


 Oh yes, i can write poetry or so i am sure,


 But then what to do with the rest of the “day off” torture?


 


                                                                                                            (ed)


                                                    


                                                              


 


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 Reviews of "Days Off"
Reviewed on November 16, 2003
(((ed)))

days off??? what's that?????? :) they're trying to kill me at work--many, many hours, few days off arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL

adorable write! :) never boring, you

(((HUGS))) and love to you and rufuz *WoOf*

karla. :)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on November 15, 2003
You could come over to my place and help me dig out fence posts???
then dig holes to plant trees then wash my dishes then do the laundry
then.......then then then then..???Naaaaah!You woudn't want to.Would you????(Bloody hell!)Go back to bed Ed and dream up new poems,you know deep down you really love being bored ,it fires your imagination.
A cute poem,made me smile wide.Not bored once with it.

Reviewed on November 15, 2003
*smile* If I were you, I would enjoy my day off. I'm always doing something. Have no time for anything. If I ever had a day off, I can't even find time.

So you are lucky if you have the time to be bored.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed on November 15, 2003
hell, i'd rather have days OFF than to be working at a job i am NOT happy at! good write, though; enjoyed~ (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :D


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