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Rash?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Under humor again, as it is all I can do to remain humOrous...

          “RASH?”


 


         My arms seem to develop a rash,


                    Every now and then,


       Doesn’t seem to depend on the time of year,


            But changes in weather affect it,


                       that’s clear.


 


      Neither anti-biotic nor anti-itch seem to work,


        But then again, sometimes they do the job,


              Doctor says its nerves related,


      Oh how I wish it were related to someone else,


           That would make me so elated.


 


      Seems only ice numbs away the itch,


      Else I would be scratching non-stop,


      I have some anti-itch swallow able meds,


      But they make me so tired and irritable.


               


  But then again what have I got to be less grumpy about,


  No one to talk to, except Rufuz & he knows when I am feeling this rout,


  So he stays away till the itch subsides, today seems like it will be with me till the end of time.


 


 Have tried so many topical lotions and over the counter treatments,


 That my medicine cabinet looks like the lotions isle at the store with many departments,


 Screw it, that does it, I am doubling up on my pills, and hope I don’t overdose,


 As I will end up sleeping the rest of the day or very close.


 


    For the most part I did what I need to do this day,


 Covering the a/c units for winter, while hoping the extreme cold stays away,


But come what may, the old camper is as ready as it will ever get,


 Now to ready the inhabitants living herein, henceforth…


 


                                                                        (ed)


 


(ANYONE WITH ANY SUGGESTIONS REGARDS A PROBLEM LIKE I AM HAVING, PLEASE FEEL FREE, IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE & I WOULD WELCOME RELIEF FROM WHATEVER SOURCE! THANKS) 


 


 


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Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on November 27, 2003
Fleas?
You are so funny!!!!!
Sorry I know I shouldn't laugh but...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha!!!!

Reviewed by P. Michaels (Reader)
Reviewed on November 24, 2003
Ed,

My husband worked at a place that made rat poison for awhile, and he broke out like that. You might also be eating a lot acidic foods and not be drinking enough water to flush them out of your system. This can cause you to itch. Hope you soon find out what causing this. It awful to be itchy.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on November 24, 2003
Drink lots of Coronas, buddy. That'll cure what ails ya'. Works for me. And don't forget the lime! Scott


Reviewed on November 23, 2003
(((ed)))

bless your heart--i hope you find the source of your itchiness...and a cure (i'd go to another doctor LOL)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla.

LOL at "...oh, how i wish it were related to someone else/that would make me so elated..." LOL

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2003
Sorry to hear you are having problems with a rash and I pray you do find an answer.

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on November 23, 2003
Sounds like a version of hives to me. I would echo Sandie Angel's advice. Let's hope it's not Rufuz you're alergic to.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed on November 23, 2003
Perehaps it's something you eat in your daily diet. Look for the things that you eat daily. Sometimes, sweats can cause that too. I also have watched a psychic show in which a woman complained about constant headaches, and the healer asked her to ban herself from using hair spray. So it could be anything from your daily diet, or perhaps the things you're using...perhaps your washing detergent for your clothes.

...Above is just my 2 cents worth of opinion.

Wonderful write indeed! See how it got me to talk non-stop. Heehee!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)


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