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Rufuz Knows How to Burp
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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I think its humorous but Rufuz wants it under Pets, but I get to do what I want this night, as the computor belongs to me tonight...Keep your paws to yourself!

  “RUFUZ KNOWS HOW  TO BURP”


 


Rufuz taught me how to burp,


          It seems he knew how since his  birth,


                    Whenever he eats or drinks, up it comes,


                             No matter the company or the timing,


                                       Rufuz will let one go & seem to laugh.


 


He seems to bring them to me,


          Whenever it is he needs to blow,


                    As his daddy, I get to see all the time as he grows,


                             He is much like a kid in his need for recognition,


                                       His dad and mom both just call him piglet.


 


He must think himself funny as he does it alot,


          Rufuz’ need to burp seems to outweigh his other needs.


          But I guess it goes, just as in humans, when you gotta,


              I guess then you gotta.


 


 But with Rufuz, it goes as the following,


 


     “SAME SMELL, DIFFERENT HOLE!”


 


                                                (ed & rufuz)


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Reviewed on December 3, 2003
Too cute; this is funny! Rufuz should consider going onto Star Search when it starts back up in January; he'd outburp the competition! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Tx. friend, Karen Lynn. :D Love you guys!

Reviewed on December 3, 2003
(((ed)))

a burping great write :)

sweet baby rufuz gotta let it all out! :)

(((HUGS))) and love to you and the burpster *WoOf*,

karla. :)

reminds me of my baby beezers...the spitz i used to have...she loved jalepenoes...but boy, her burps would just about singe the ole eyebrows off and bring tears to my eyes LOL

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2003
Heh heh heh loved it ED....you always make me laugh...floria

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2003
LOL Fun write!

Reviewed by Libby Stone (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2003
SMILES ALL THE WAY!!
Blessings,
Libby

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on December 2, 2003
LOL! This poem was fantastic Ed! I like Rufus already, and I haven't
even met him. Heehee.


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