“RUFUZ HAS A GIRLFRIEND”

There is this hot bitch in the neighborhood,

That seems to be in heat every week,

When that happens,

I have to beat feet,

To get to her before the other dogs.

Ya’ see, I don’t like sloppy seconds,

Don’t want no other dog gettin’ in before me,

She acts like she doesn’t even notice me,

But with my big thing,

She will have to sit up and take notice,

Or just stand there and enjoy,

While I rock here world, oh boy!

Okay, so I am fixed (whatever that means),

But I can still get it to rise,

Whenever I have the chance to see this hot bitch,

With my own eyes…

                                       (Rufuz & ed)