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Diarhhea of the Writers Gland
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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I have said it before, sometimes I am a dry well, but today, I was a gushing geyser, sprouting out poems all day long...

“Diarrhea of the Writers     Gland”


 


I have said before,


That some times my writing ability hits a dry spell,


Better at that time to take up knitting,


And some days I feel like a gushing geyser of poetry,


As it was today, I found I had diarrhea of the writers gland,


My lil’ writers elf, that has helped me in the past,


Kept me going all day, while working, and driving fast.


Stopping today, I cannot, from jotting,


But then again, why would I want to stop?


All this writing relieves stress,


And, oh how well we all need this, I can only guess…  


                                                  (ed)


 


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 Reviews of "Diarhhea of the Writers Gland"
Reviewed on December 5, 2003
(((ed)))

write, write, write on! :) excellent!

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed on December 5, 2003
it is good to write, especially if something is bothering you. write away, ed; may your muse never run dry! (((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on December 4, 2003
Write away . . . it's good for the soul (or whatever else may ail you). Keep the fingers limber and inkwell full. b

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 4, 2003
LOL may you have many days of, "Diarhhea of the Writers Gland." :-)

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 3, 2003
Good write Ed.....I am glad for you and your little elf.....I feel as if I have eaten a block of cheese however...LOL
Allen


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