“RUFUZ IS ONE SMART

               K-9”

I know I am only a dog,

But I know so much,

I can catch a ball,

I am learning to catch a Frisbee,

And I love learning things that makes daddy happy!

I get to see mommy & daddy naked,

When in the shower & I spy my mom, she turns red,

I know more about their bodies than they do,

Like mom has this mole right on her left…

Uh oh, here she comes & is telling me to hush.

Darn I was just gettin’ to the good part too,

Mom catches me starin’ & tells me to go find Dad,

Why would I want to look at dad?

He is just like me,

Only less hairy.

I guess they think they smell bad,

Cause they use that shower thing every day,

They keep using that smelly and bubbly stuff too,

All I can smell is what they had that day,

Guess I don’t smell bad,

As I never get water on my body,

Guess I drink enough water,

So I smell good from the inside, out…

                                       (Rufuz & dad)