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Haiku?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Not sure this is haiku or not, hope you enjoy it anyway...

                   NOT HUNGRY
                      NOT HOMELESS
                 WILL WORK FOR SEX!


                               (ed)


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 Reviews of "Haiku?"
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
Slutily brilliant!

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
L.O.L.

certainly in the haiku spirit
but i'd drop the but

good write

john

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
hahahhaha! Well, it most certainly is in the spirit of that form...personally, I cannot think of a better form of barter.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2003
LOL fun write!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 6, 2003
no better wages ;)

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 6, 2003
LOL...I would Probably starve...LOL

Reviewed on December 6, 2003
If not a haiku, then maybe a hornyku? I did enjoy it... thank you for your humor....
In Spirit,
Bear


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